Seems I found a new love doctor today, completely unsolicited. We were at the self check out at Smiths when Jack decided to give me a few pointers. "Dad, if you want to be a good kisser you need to practice on fruit". That was a bit weird. I asked where he had heard that and he told me it was something he came up with. I didn't ask if that came from practicing the maneuver himself. So anyway, it is unofficially official that to improve your kissing skills you first need to practice on fruit.
This is now the following day, I had more to say on this matter but was too tired to fully develop the post. In any case Jack was pretty funny. I called him The Love Doctor and he quickly shot back "I am not a doctor". I continued and asked what else he knew about love. "To really impress a woman you need to have a remote control airship". I had to ask why and he replied "They are the best things. Attach a remote control boat on it". How we went from kissing fruit to remote control airships and boats I am not certain, I can only trust the young love doctor to know his business. Anytime you can take a gal on a date with a remote control airship or remote control boat is a good day... it would be Jacks ideal date anyway.
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