Ripped A Hole

Let's clarify quickly, the title of the post is not me referreing to the hole of a muscular jackass.  No we are talking about that unfortunate moment when one bends over to get something and hears a tear in the denim jeans.  True story.  Happened to me tonight.  Happened in my favorite pair of jeans.  There really are only two to chose from, my jeans that is.  That choice just got easier as I ripped a hole in my favorite jeans.  Oh, sad day.