I was sending a message to a friend today that included a yo momma's so fat joke in it. I sent the original joke and then I re-wrote the joke in the way I would have likely written it. Here it is:
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
I think it safe to say this was probably written by a brotha. If I had written this particular joke it would have read more like this:
Your mother is, shall we say obese. So obese in fact that the other day she sat down on a quarter and while doing so a green and hardened mucas substance commonly referred to as a booger went flying right out of President George Washington's nasal passage. It simply flew right out of that silver coin. Wow! It was quite an amazing thing. You should be proud.
The original joke is obviously straight to the point and to the point no fakin' while I dance around with details in mine. The original gets the job done and doesn't waste any time while I get a bit overbearing. Well crap, not much I can do about it. That is just the way I write. I much prefer a blog post to a facebook post. Likewise blogging can be much more detailed then your average text. I do like both facebook and texting but prefer the blog. It gives me the freedom to write and detail the way I like to. I feel constrained with the others though I have been known to send text messages that take upwards of 3 screens or whatever you call it. Look, I don't speak or type text and it is just to hard to send something without at least a little detail.
Short notes on Facebook are fun but I much prefer a good blog post. I like reading what people have to say and I think a blog post gives you a sense of how they feel and who they are. I just got caught up on Liana's "Fontano Rememberences" blog which I highly recommend. I loved it and found myself laughing quite a bit. I enjoy the stories and the updates.
As much as I love the blog posts and the more ancient style of lengthy detailed writings, I quite enjoyed the multiple play by play text messages I got from Natty today as she has detailed their travels to Alaska. My last update was them getting on the plane in Seattle. I am looking forward to hearing that they have arrived safely. Well, text away Natty. Text away.
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