I am sitting here wondering how to say this without grossing people out. Forget it. If you find this offensive then so be it. The fact is little boys have little man parts and sometimes little boys can come up with some interesting names for their little man parts. Some time ago Jack started referring to his unit as his Twinkie. What possessed him to come up with that name for his man tool I don't exactly know but it is his chosen handle for the hammer in his tool belt.
We ventured out to McD's for dinner. Admittedly not my idea of a delicious meal but sometimes you do things for your kids that make them happy. They like to go and play in the McPlayPlace and I like to sit and watch the news. As a non TV, cable or whatever watching person the occasional news program is nice. On extra special visits to this fine establishment I might even catch some sports but that really isn't relevant to this story. So, what was big in the news today? Looks like today marks the end of the road for Hostess. Hostess is the maker of the Twinkie and other wonderful snacks that many of us grew up on. I am sure this is sad news for many out there.
This story came on the news as we were sitting and eating our delicious meal. I said to the kids, "The Twinkie is going away!" I then clarified that Hostess is going out of business and their will be no more Twinkies. In all seriousness Jack says "I've still got my Twinkie". Yes, yes you do Jack. Hostess can't take that Twinkie away from you or any other man. So weep not for the Twinkie my friends, it lives on.
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