It's Andy for Short

As I was helping Andy get on his shoes this morning we were having a lot of fun. He and I rolled out a little earlier than usual because we dropped Natty and Jack off at school. Oh, it was snowing and Natty had her Wax Museum thing going on today. I'm sorry, I should say I dropped Florence Nightingale off at school today along with Jack. We made a stop off at the Little Brick House after dropping Florence and Jack off and then back home so we could officially get dressed and go over to the Wax Museum.

In doing so I took the crocks off his feet so we could put on shoes and discovered that his toes were green. They quickly became his hulk toes. So we are laughing and chatting and I took some pictures of his toes (I will post them but the camera is out in the car tonight and it is far to cold and wet to go get it). Anyway, Andy told me I could call him by his second name. I asked what that was and he replied 'Are you ready Freddy'. I thought that was pretty funny because whenever I ask him that question he says 'my name isn't Freddy', usually in a somewhat irritated tone. So I said back to him 'Your name is Anderson Are You Ready Freddy Fontano?' He said yes. I asked 'what about Hulk Toes? Shouldn't your name be Anderson Are You Ready Freddy Hulk Toes Fontano?' This excited him quite a bit. We had to include his actual middle name in the mix and so we agreed on Anderson Are You Ready Freddy Hulk Toes Fontano. Well, we can't leave out Walter. Walter is Jacks middle name but Andy is pretty sure we all have Walter as a middle name so we might as well include that in his. Now we were at Anderson James Walter Are You Ready Freddy Hulk Toes Fontano. We kept it there and were quite satisfied with that moniker. Then there came the soggy foot moment and the sucking water off the parking lot incident as well as the tape on my face and chocolate skinny cow desires. Interestingly enough I think we can close the day with the official name as Anderson James Walter Are You Ready Freddy Hulk Toes Soggy Foot Sucking Water Tape On My Face Chocolate Skinny Cow I Want Chocolochy In The Red Cup I Want To Sleep In Your Bed Fontano. I think we'll just call him Andy. Until the next blog post this is John Allphin Father of Anderson James Walter Are You Ready Freddy Hulk Toes Soggy Foot Sucking Water Tape On My Face Chocolate Skinny Cow I Want Chocolochy In The Red Cup I Want To Sleep In Your Bed Fontano Fontano signing off.

Well I do need to report that Natty did a great job as Florence Nightingale and Andy and I thoroughly enjoyed the wax musuem. Andy kept them all on their toes walking around and clapping for them repeatedly. Ooohhh - we could add that to his name - Anderson James Walter Are You Ready Freddy Hulk Toes Soggy Foot Sucking Water Tape On My Face Chocolate Skinny Cow I Want Chocolochy In The Red Cup I Want To Sleep In Your Bed Clapping For Them Repeatedly Fontano. Has a certain ring to it.