Quotables

This post will likely mean nothing to many of you.  If you are not in the mood for reading a bunch of quotes from Jack Burton then you may just want to stop reading now.  I saw a picture from the movie Big Trouble in Little China a moment ago and thought I would just have a little fun. 

It's like I told my last wife, I said; Honey I never drive faster then I can see and besides that, it's all in the reflexes.

Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything but it is a pretty amazing planet we live on.  A man would have to be some sort of fool to think we're all alone in this universe.

Is this going to get ugly because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of friends, you know both of us Californians...

Can I ask you a serious question?
Absolutely not.
Well in that case would you ever consider jumping...
Yes but never with someone in your condition.
Let's talk about my condition, just what's wrong with it?
You ought to try standing down wind where I am.  It's Miller time.
You know what I say when it's Miller time?...

This is Jack Burton of the Pork Chop Express and I'm talking to anyone whose listenin out there on a dark and stormy night when the winds blowin the rains coming down and she's thick as lead. 

When some six foot tall wide eyed maniac comes and taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar room wall and asks you if you've paid your dues.  Just look that bick sucker straight back in the eyes and tell him what old Jack Burton would say at a time like that.  Have you paid your dues Jack?  Yes sir the check is in the mail.

Take your tie off please.
I know what you mean, my wife gave it to me for Christmas.

Too many people have been dropping like flies around here allready and where's that getting us?  Nowhere, fast. 

Henry Swansons my name and excitements my game.

I wish these pictures were in color because what I'm really in the mood for is a girl with green eyes and price is no object. 

I really wish you'd stop rubbing your body up against mine, I can't concentrate when you do that.

Any of them stab the English?

I know, there's a problem with you face.

Hey you, why don't you come over here and fight like a man.

Don't worry I took something.  I can see things no one else can see... Why are you dressed like that?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Everybody relax, I'm here. 

What are we standing around talking Chinese history for? 

Sounds pretty great but you know, pretty soon I rub everyone the wrong way and, well, let me think about it. 

I'm a rich man now, give up the open road, sell my truck.

There's my truck... MY TRUCK!